Intelligent Designer

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Evolution vs. Intelligent Design?

If God wanted to intelligently design creation, who says He couldn’t evolve it over billions of years sped up to six thousand seconds. He’s God! And why does God have to be a “He” and a “Designer?” Or a “Decider?” See “Murphy’s Mirror.”

See the monkey in the mirror?

Peak-a-boo, you see who?

Humans and our closest cousins, chattering chimps, enjoy an absolutely perfect, identical match in 96 percent of our genes. The rest are close. There were many false starts on our road to This Place.

The evidence looks like this:

About 64,000 B.C. around four thousand of the first “modern humans” departed Africa. These were the ancestors of all alive today, having been computer-traced through a FoxP2TNRCIO,SPCH1 variation on Chromosome 7.

By 35,000 B.C., Microcephephalin (MCPH1) significantly increased brain size, which was further enhanced by the emergence of ASPMMCPH5 only fifty-eight hundred years ago, more or less.

This last burst saw the dawning of what we call “civilization”, with written language, developed agriculture and the foundation of cities.

In Western Culture, the Biblical age of the earth using Holy Scripture as a guide is estimated at 6,000 years.

5,800 “more or less” vs. 6,000 “estimated”?

Honest-to-God!

And that’s that.

I love chimps and am proud to be related.

When I was at WWCK-FM in Flint and it was the highest-rated Rock Station in America, Michael Moore handled our Sunday Morning Religious Programming. During this period, I thought it would be a fine promotional dea to find a suitable chimpanzee, name him “Elvis”, dress Elvis up in an “FM105” costume and trot him around at various station events, such as bar nights, store openings and county fairs. I then found out that a chimpanzee has large canine teeth, bites viciously , and easily exhibits the strength of eight powerful men when angered. I shortly (pun intended) settled for a human midget discovered late one night as he was standing on a pool table at the T-Bird Lounge, helium hollering, “I want some pussy”. He was a better idea, but only temporarily. Two six packs of beer and a wad of wild weed on the way to every gig can lay a little lad low.

The Greek philosopher, Diogenes the Cynic (412-323 BC), spent most of his life sleeping in a barrel outside the city-state of Corinth .When awake, he wandered about carrying a lantern, searching for an honest man. Diogenes believed that men and women lived a life dictated by rules and taboos and therefore no one was really truthful. He tried not to pretend. He was witty, rude, and had little respect for authority. Sound familiar?

Howard Stern is the Diogenes of his generation.

Those who find Howard dirty should meet Diogenes.

As a Cynic, Diogenes exercised all bodily functions in full public view – as would a dog.

I made a list.

Impressive.

Howards says on Venus they call God, “Ramalak.”

He’s never said what Venusians might call a dog.

Kalamar?

I could get away with that at LeMoyne College in Syracuse, a Jesuit institution..

Jesuits encourage wide parameters of intellectual exploration. That’s why I consider Jesus Christ to be my Personal Savior. If it wasn’t for Him, Whomever He might have been, I can’t imagine what the Jesuits would call themselves. Ramalaks?

The search for Truth can be found in all lands and in many diverse philosophies, none greater or wiser. Each theology offers its own dynamics and is a reflection of the spiritual nature of its core culture. All religion is true. All single religions are false.

Exclusivity is delusional, but easily understandable.

Imagine God at the center of a Divine Ferris Wheel.

We take our turns on top, deity-high, seeing the world – but no others.

Faith is trust in the potentially untrustworthy – an essential survival mechanism. We need to believe the next untried branch will hold. So are Faith’s sisters, Hope and Love, as Hope thinks wishfully and Love remembers what goes around – comes around.

“But now abideth faith, hope and love. They are eternal. The greatest of these is love because it glorifies both faith and hope and is the one quality that is divine.”

1 Corinthians 13.13 (57 A.D.)

“God is love.”

1 John 4:8 ( 88 A.D.)

“Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself “

Matthew 19.19: (65 A.D.)

“All You Need is Love”

The Beatles (June 1967 A.D.)

“We Love You”

The Rolling Stones (June 1967 A.D.)

“Love Stinks”

J. Geils Band (March 1980 A.D.)

We are locked in Time and Space.

“As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end.”.

3 Responses to “Intelligent Designer”

  1. Charlie Says:

    Stream of unconsciousness?

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